New British Ukip leader Nuttall, satiric song


This 28 November 2016 parody music video from Britain is called Paul Nuttall – “Bald-Headed Leader from Liverpool”.

It is a parody of the song Long-haired lover from Liverpool, by Little Jimmy Osmond.

Paul Nuttall is the new leader of the Ukip party in Britain.

The lyrics are:

I’ll be your bald-headed leader from Liverpool
And I’ll bring independence to the UK
I beat Suzanne Evans and a bloke who claims
His horse was raped by a donkey that’s gay

I know Bootle isn’t technically in Liverpool
But that’s a minor detail anyway
I’ll be your bald-headed leader from Liverpool
And in time I will replace Theresa May

I am the world’s foremost Eddie Hitler lookalike
I won an official contest
But I’ve got bigger fish to fry as of today
Come on, let’s privatise the NHS
Now hopefully I’m the exception to the rule
Of UKIP leaders leaving by the day
I’ll be your bald-headed leader from Liverpool
And in time I will replace Theresa May

Let’s hold a referendum on abortion
And do whatever the people say
Political correctness takes prisoners now
Just ask Richard Keys and Andy Gray
The only answer I can see that makes any sense
Is to swing the pendulum back the other way
I’ll be your bald-headed leader from Liverpool
And in time I will replace Theresa May

United States nazi ‘alt-right’, parody song


This 26 November 2016 satiric music video from Britain is called Beastly Boys – “Fight for Alt-Right“.

It is a parody of the song (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) by the Beastie Boys.

The Beastie Boys were a Jewish hip hop group from the USA.

The parody song is about anti-Semitic supporters of US president-elect Donald Trump.

Its lyrics are:

Kek it!
You wake up late for school, man, you don’t wanna go
You log onto Twitter but they banned Milo
It’s full of annoying SJWs
Sent here to destroy us by wealthy Jews

You gotta fight for alt-right
For Nazis!

You try to score some weed but you’re out of luck
So you spend the day online trolling all the cucks
You graduate from 4chan, now you’re onto 8
It’s time to learn why we need a white ethnostate

You gotta fight for alt-right
For Nazis!

I don’t read anything in the mainstream media
Only stuff that’s been widely discredited on Wikipedia
Race is the foundation of identity
And Donald Trump’s a frog god, seriously

You gotta fight for alt-right
For Nazis!

Dear Trump Supporter Who Sent Me Hate Mail For Being A ‘Stupid Jewish Faggot’. As scary as it is to know that people like you exist, I refuse to be afraid of you: here.

There have been 900 hate incidents since Trump was elected president.

THE END OF REDDIT? “Reddit, in its goal to be a laissez-faire haven of (relatively) free expression, has been overrun by nationalist trolls. Its staff of volunteer moderators is losing hope in the site’s future.” [Gizmodo]

‘THE UNWILLING MODEL FACES OF WHITE SUPREMACY’ “Twitter accounts use pictures of white women to push their racist narrative, and those white women don’t even know it’s happening.” [Racked]

Last Friday, protests led to the cancellation of a speaking event by alt-right Breitbart News editor Milo Yiannopoulos at the University of California, Davis. The event, hosted by the Davis College Republicans (DCR), was also set to feature Martin Shkreli, the former CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals notorious for the September 2015 price hike of Daraprim, a medication used to treat conditions associated with HIV: here.

Turkish cartoonist Musa Kart jailed


This 2011 video is an animated cartoon by Musa Kart, called (translated) If Einstein would teach in Turkey.

From daily The Morning Star in Britain:

Cartoonists’ tribute to detained Turk

Thursday 24th November 2016

BRITISH cartoonists led by Martin Rowson gave a standing ovation in solidarity with detained Turkish cartoonist Musa Kart, who faces jail for sedition.

The tribute was paid on Tuesday night at the annual Cartoon Art Trust awards held at the Mall Galleries in central London.

British Cartoonists’ Association chairman Mr Rowson reminded the 160 people attending the awards dinner that at the end of a turbulent year for both Britain and the world, it was “more important than ever to fight for the freedom to laugh in order to stop us all going mad in the face of events.”

Mr Kart was among journalists from the opposition newspaper Cumhuriyet rounded up by the Turkish authorities last month accused of crimes in support of forces behind the July coup attempt against President Recep Tayyip Erdogan.

After paying tribute to the cartoonists murdered in the offices of Charlie Hebdo magazine, Mr Rowson told the audience of cartoonists, politicians, journalists and cartoon fans about the plight of Mr Kart, who faces up to 43 years in prison.

He then invited everyone to stand and applaud Mr Kart as an act of solidarity and support for “the twin freedoms of speech and laughter” — which the whole room did for several minutes.

Turkish officials initially reacted to Trump’s election by escalating the drive towards authoritarian forms of rule: here.

Trump presidency predicted, The Simpsons 2000


This satiric video from the USA, originally from 2000, is called Kind of funny Simpsons episode. In which cartoon character Lisa Simpson, as the first female president of the US, discusses the presidency of her predecessor, Donald Trump, which had caused enormous debt.

‘The Simpsons’ Is Sad About Predicting Donald Trump’s Presidency. “Being right sucks”: here.

British Conservative anti-refugee policy, satire


This video says about itself:

5 March 2014

A young girl’s life gets turned upside-down in this tragic second a day video.

This is what war does to children.

By Paddy McGuffin in Britain:

Tory tooth fairy set to visit child refugees

Saturday 29th October 2016

Internal memorandum from the Ministry of Propaganda (sorry… Home Office. Old habits die hard).

Minutes of Home Office discussion on human rights and immigration.

For civil service eyes only.

It has been brought to the department’s attention that its plans for dental checks on so-called minors has received a setback from the plebs in the hoi polloi (predictable) but even worse, received support from the Sun.

As usual the proceedings began with the more antediluvian elements in the department calling for the banning of the hijab.

This has now become traditional despite at least one senior member of the department implying that any device meaning that the female sex was invisible could only be a good thing.

This opinion was, as usual, espoused from the confines of his gentleman’s club, or, as he describes it, the last bastion of sanity and institutional misogyny. Thank God he doesn’t know what Twitter is. Frankly an abacus would be a challenge for the honourable member in question.

So, logically, the word on the grape vine is that he is to be shunted to the Treasury at the next reshuffle where the figures are so astronomical no-one really understands them and all the harm that can be done has already been done.

His expressed opinion, once highly popular in the party has, apparently, been somewhat toned down in recent months to one more approximating amelioration. The reasoning behind said shift, it is important to note, has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that our new PM is, shudder, a woman.

Besides which, our departmental understanding is that — despite being one of the fairer sexMs May has no compunction when it comes to putting the exquisitely made boot into her fellow females.

It would seem, quite properly, that the recent calls for equality which sent the Civil Service into paroxysms of panic need not be adhered to in the strictest sense. Or even at all.

As usual it was left to the civil service to point out that a ban on religious attire, although not without its obvious merits, could in a very real sense open a Pandora’s box.

Such a ban, it was argued, could mischievously be interpreted to extend to the wimple and the habit and the last thing we want is nuns wandering around in mufti. Far better to be able to avoid, I mean identify, them at a safe distance.

It was agreed that the proposal be shelved until such a juncture, in the fullness of time, when such thorny problems could be properly “thrashed out.”

This turned out to be an extraordinarily unfortunate turn of phrase and led to not a few of those present apparently drifting off misty-eyed to the halcyon era of their prep school days. At least one honourable member retained an unhealthy gleam in his eye for the remainder of the meeting and upon its conclusion departed with an alacrity that belies both his age and supposed infirmity muttering something about an appointment with matron. The mind boggles.

Which brings me to the next item on the agenda, the vexing issue of child migrants, or rather adult migrants posing as children to gain entry to this sceptred isle.

At first the department seemed minded to consider the policy put forward by David Davies MP that the teeth of so-called minors be scrutinised as an assistance to determining their true age.

Davies’s proposal, although whole-heartedly embraced by a few back benchers and the loyal press predictably met with outrage from the professional do-gooders who called it invasive, draconian and even barbaric.

Some even went so far as to compare the suggestion with the way horses are examined.

This brought much amusement from the assembled MPs who are, if you will excuse the pun, long enough in the tooth to know that the British public would never allow the government to treat horses in such a fashion.

Britain is a nation of animal lovers! And besides horses are far more valuable.

One MP, who shall not be named, pointed out that it was less invasive than cutting them in half and counting the rings. He probably wasn’t serious but you never can tell with the Home Office who have their own, ahem, idiosyncratic way of interpreting the world. Curiously this is markedly similar to that of Josef Goebbels.

The proposal was reluctantly put on a back burner after it was pointed out that if introduced as policy it might prove an incentive for particularly small adult migrants to remove all their teeth and pretend to be babies.

I provide this synopsis for your perusal and consideration but frankly I do not feel that even the employment of the 30-year rule would suffice in this case.

Yours,

[REDACTED]

Permanent Secretary Home Office.

The Tories are trying to divide us by spreading hatred of migrants – we must not allow them to succeed, says SABBY DHALU: here.