Vegan Mexican burrito recipe, and Trump


This video from the USA says about itself:

Vegan Burrito in 5 Minutes! | Happy Heart Friendly

30 December 2016

It goes without saying that burritos are all the rage these days, so in a bid to ensure that our Happy Heart participants don’t miss out on the fiery fun, we’ve made a recipe that’s seriously tasty but also insanely low in calories, fat and sugar! BOOM! Give it a try and let us know what you think!

Full recipe here.

However, burritos are NOT all the rage for new United States President Donald Trump.

From Waterford Whispers News in Ireland (satire; however, it often turns out that Trump makes satire reality):

Trump Demands Burritos Be Renamed “Freedom Wraps”

January 26, 2017

AS relations between the US and Mexico continue to crumble over the onerous issue of immigration and ‘the wall’, President Donald Trump has demanded that a range of Mexican foodstuffs be renamed to be ‘more patriotic’.

Taking example from the 2003 incident in which France opposed the US on the invasion of Iraq, leading to the White House cafeteria changing the names of french fries to ‘freedom fries’, Trump has decreed that burritos will now be known as ‘freedom wraps’, fajitas will be known as ‘freedom wraps’, quesadillas will be known as ‘freedom wraps’, and tacos will be known as ‘crunchy freedom wraps’.

As thousands of tex-mex restaurants prepared to change their description to just ‘tex’, Trump went on to denounce anyone who still refers to freedom wraps as ‘burritos’ to be ‘among the most unpatriotic, dangerous people in the country’.

“If the president says that they’re freedom wraps, then they’re freedom wraps. Period,” said White House press secretary Sean Spicer, drinking Gaviscon straight out of the bottle.

“Let’s just not question these things, okay? You can be one of two things; a red-blooded American enjoying a spicy, meat-and-cheese-filled freedom wrap, or a dirty flag-burning communist eating a burrito. Which would you like to be, eh? I thought so”.

Furthermore, Trump went on to declare that popular cartoon rodent Speedy Gonzales would be known as ‘Speedy Jones’ from now on.

Trump, Theresa May, Beatles parody song


This 29 January 2017 parody music video from Britain is called Donald Trump & Theresa May [who met this week in the USA] – “I Want to Hold Your Hand“.

It is a parody of the Beatles song of that name.

The lyrics are:

DT: Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something – my mother’s from Scotland
TM: Oh really? How very lovely
DT: Mind if I hold your hand?
Both: I want to hold your hand

TM: Oh please say to me you’ve got a nice deal planned
DT: Yeah sure, just give us all the NHS stuff – and let me hold your hand
Both: I want to hold your hand

Both: And when I touch you I feel slightly annoyed
But it just looks so damn good on celluloid

TM: Oh please say to me you won’t withdraw from NATO
DT: Okay, but hold my hand first – it’s like a sweet potato
Both: It’s got the colour and texture of a sweet potato

Both: And when I touch you I think I might be sick
But one must do unpleasant things in politics

DT: Oh yeah, I just signed an order for Muslims to be banned
TM: The BBC might ask you about that – but me, I’ll hold your hand
Both: I want to hold your hand

Trump’s anti-refugee policies, parody song


This 29 January 2017 parody music video from Britain is called Donald Trumpsteen – “Banned from the USA”.

The song, about President Donald Trump’s anti-refugee policies, is a parody of Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen.

The lyrics are:

Muslims who’ve been out of town
You’re in for a shock when you hit the ground
I signed an executive order
To keep you outside of US borders

You’re banned from the USA!

Seven Muslim majority countries
All your immigrants, all your refugees
Green card holders, dual nationalities
Kiss goodbye to your civil liberties

You’re banned from the USA!

Now, all these orders I’m signing and sealing
Don’t apply to countries where I have business dealings
If you’re Turkish, Indonesian or Saudi
I’ll greet you at the airport with a smile and a “howdy!”

You’re not banned from the USA!

Trump's Muslim ban

Trump's anti-refugee policies

‘Alt-right’ neonazis parody song


This 20 January 2017 parody music video from Britain is called Alt-Free – “Alt-Right Now”.

It is a parody of the 1970 English rock song ‘All Right Now‘ by Free.

It is about the ‘alt-right’ neonazis; one of whom is the ‘I’ in the lyrics.

The lyrics are:

There she stood in the street
Blue hair from her head to her feet
I said, “Hey, SJW
Doesn’t cultural Marxism trouble you?”
She said, “Hey!” and she cried,
“What you mean is white genocide
I said, “Shut up, libtard
‘Cause I’m red-pilled and fucking hard

Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alright now
Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alright now

I explained it was Jews
All behind the globalist ruse
She just virtue signalled
Like some faggy normie cuckold
I said, “Can you not see
I’ve no time for feminazis
She said, “Diversity is our strength”
So I dropped my trousers
And I showed her my length

Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alright now
Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alright now

The alt-right’s DeploraBall was met with massive protests: here.

Georgia white supremacist under FBI investigation after police find evidence of ricin in his car: here.

Year of the Trump Rooster in China


The Zhejiang, China-based factory has already produced 30 of the 'Trump rooster' inflatables, some of which are up to 20 meters (65.6 feet) in height (AFP photo)

From Reuters news agency:

It’s the Year of the Giant Trump Rooster at one Chinese factory

Beijing, Thursday, 12 January 2017

A factory in eastern China is racing to keep up with demand for its new clutch – giant inflatable rooster balloons that bear what some say is an uncanny resemblance to US President-elect Donald Trump.

The Zhejiang-based factory has already produced 30 of the inflatables, some of which are up to 20 meters (65.6 feet) in height, and all sporting puffed-up combs of gold.

Li Haiyan, manager at Caile Inflatable Products Co, said he still has plenty of orders to go before the Lunar New Year arrives on Jan. 28.

The likeness to Trump is pure coincidence and unintended, Li said, and many Chinese will only associate its appearance with that of this year’s zodiac animal – the rooster.

Li would not say where the inspiration for the design came from, but local media have commented on the inflatables’ remarkable likeness to a statue that appeared in front of a shopping mall in northern Shanxi province in late December.

Seattle-based US graphic artist Casey Latiolais, the statue’s designer, said he was commissioned to produce something rooster-like but agreed there were some similarities.

“I can definitely say Mr. Trump has a lot of similarities in that he likes to tweet,” Latiolais said.

“And he also likes to tweet at or around sunrise, and if you take away the fact that roosters are kind of loud and self-absorbed, then I think you can start drawing similarities that way.”

China is paying close attention to Trump as he takes the reins on Jan. 20.

During his election campaign, the billionaire and former reality show star took an aggressive tone with China, blaming Beijing for US job losses and vowing to call China a currency manipulator on his first day in office.

“Maybe the meaning (behind the statue) is in that 2017, the year of chicken, there will be a bigger and better breakthrough in diplomacy (between the US and China),” said Taiyuan resident and teacher Wang Hainan.

Donald Trump Lego parody video


This video from the USA says about itself:

What America Is Getting For Christmas

14 December 2016

Lego announces an exciting new Lego range: The Trumps!

See also here.