Trump, Theresa May, Beatles parody song


This 29 January 2017 parody music video from Britain is called Donald Trump & Theresa May [who met this week in the USA] – “I Want to Hold Your Hand“.

It is a parody of the Beatles song of that name.

The lyrics are:

DT: Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something – my mother’s from Scotland
TM: Oh really? How very lovely
DT: Mind if I hold your hand?
Both: I want to hold your hand

TM: Oh please say to me you’ve got a nice deal planned
DT: Yeah sure, just give us all the NHS stuff – and let me hold your hand
Both: I want to hold your hand

Both: And when I touch you I feel slightly annoyed
But it just looks so damn good on celluloid

TM: Oh please say to me you won’t withdraw from NATO
DT: Okay, but hold my hand first – it’s like a sweet potato
Both: It’s got the colour and texture of a sweet potato

Both: And when I touch you I think I might be sick
But one must do unpleasant things in politics

DT: Oh yeah, I just signed an order for Muslims to be banned
TM: The BBC might ask you about that – but me, I’ll hold your hand
Both: I want to hold your hand

Trump’s anti-refugee policies, parody song


This 29 January 2017 parody music video from Britain is called Donald Trumpsteen – “Banned from the USA”.

The song, about President Donald Trump’s anti-refugee policies, is a parody of Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen.

The lyrics are:

Muslims who’ve been out of town
You’re in for a shock when you hit the ground
I signed an executive order
To keep you outside of US borders

You’re banned from the USA!

Seven Muslim majority countries
All your immigrants, all your refugees
Green card holders, dual nationalities
Kiss goodbye to your civil liberties

You’re banned from the USA!

Now, all these orders I’m signing and sealing
Don’t apply to countries where I have business dealings
If you’re Turkish, Indonesian or Saudi
I’ll greet you at the airport with a smile and a “howdy!”

You’re not banned from the USA!

Trump's Muslim ban

Trump's anti-refugee policies

‘Alt-right’ neonazis parody song


This 20 January 2017 parody music video from Britain is called Alt-Free – “Alt-Right Now”.

It is a parody of the 1970 English rock song ‘All Right Now‘ by Free.

It is about the ‘alt-right’ neonazis; one of whom is the ‘I’ in the lyrics.

The lyrics are:

There she stood in the street
Blue hair from her head to her feet
I said, “Hey, SJW
Doesn’t cultural Marxism trouble you?”
She said, “Hey!” and she cried,
“What you mean is white genocide
I said, “Shut up, libtard
‘Cause I’m red-pilled and fucking hard

Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alright now
Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alright now

I explained it was Jews
All behind the globalist ruse
She just virtue signalled
Like some faggy normie cuckold
I said, “Can you not see
I’ve no time for feminazis
She said, “Diversity is our strength”
So I dropped my trousers
And I showed her my length

Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alright now
Alt-right now, baby, it’s a-alright now

The alt-right’s DeploraBall was met with massive protests: here.

Georgia white supremacist under FBI investigation after police find evidence of ricin in his car: here.

Year of the Trump Rooster in China


The Zhejiang, China-based factory has already produced 30 of the 'Trump rooster' inflatables, some of which are up to 20 meters (65.6 feet) in height (AFP photo)

From Reuters news agency:

It’s the Year of the Giant Trump Rooster at one Chinese factory

Beijing, Thursday, 12 January 2017

A factory in eastern China is racing to keep up with demand for its new clutch – giant inflatable rooster balloons that bear what some say is an uncanny resemblance to US President-elect Donald Trump.

The Zhejiang-based factory has already produced 30 of the inflatables, some of which are up to 20 meters (65.6 feet) in height, and all sporting puffed-up combs of gold.

Li Haiyan, manager at Caile Inflatable Products Co, said he still has plenty of orders to go before the Lunar New Year arrives on Jan. 28.

The likeness to Trump is pure coincidence and unintended, Li said, and many Chinese will only associate its appearance with that of this year’s zodiac animal – the rooster.

Li would not say where the inspiration for the design came from, but local media have commented on the inflatables’ remarkable likeness to a statue that appeared in front of a shopping mall in northern Shanxi province in late December.

Seattle-based US graphic artist Casey Latiolais, the statue’s designer, said he was commissioned to produce something rooster-like but agreed there were some similarities.

“I can definitely say Mr. Trump has a lot of similarities in that he likes to tweet,” Latiolais said.

“And he also likes to tweet at or around sunrise, and if you take away the fact that roosters are kind of loud and self-absorbed, then I think you can start drawing similarities that way.”

China is paying close attention to Trump as he takes the reins on Jan. 20.

During his election campaign, the billionaire and former reality show star took an aggressive tone with China, blaming Beijing for US job losses and vowing to call China a currency manipulator on his first day in office.

“Maybe the meaning (behind the statue) is in that 2017, the year of chicken, there will be a bigger and better breakthrough in diplomacy (between the US and China),” said Taiyuan resident and teacher Wang Hainan.

Donald Trump Lego parody video


This video from the USA says about itself:

What America Is Getting For Christmas

14 December 2016

Lego announces an exciting new Lego range: The Trumps!

See also here.

Donald Trump parody Christmas songs


This 13 December 2016 musical parody song from Britain is called A Very Donald Trump Christmas! – “O Hillary“.

It is parody of the song O Christmas Tree.

The lyrics are:

O Hillary, O Hillary, I beat you to the Presidency
O Hillary, O Hillary, the White House is my new residency
My basket of deplorables mandated me to build some walls
O Hillary, O Hillary, it serves you right for Benghazi

O Hillary, O Hillary, I’ll spare you jail reluctantly
O Hillary, O Hillary, instead I might grab your pussy
You sucked as Secretary of State
With Libya and emailgate
O Hillary, O Hillary, your crooked ass is history

This 13 December 2016 musical parody song from Britain is called A Very Donald Trump Christmas! – “I Shot Three Ships”.

It is parody of the Christmas carol I saw three ships.

The lyrics are:

I saw three ships Iranian
Come sailing up, come sailing up
I saw three ships Iranian
I shot them out of the water

They came within a hundred yards
Of US ships, of US ships
They came within a hundred yards
So I shot them out of the water

Our navy was on the Persian Gulf
Just hanging out, just hanging out
When three Iranian ships came up
And we blew them out of the water

On international waters
Don’t fuck with us, don’t fuck with us
On international waters
Or we’ll shoot you out of the water

A US guided missile destroyer fired warning shots at Iranian patrol boats on Sunday, which, US defence officials claimed, engaged in “harassing” behaviour. The incident underscores the volatile situation in the Middle East and the potential for a rapid rise of US-Iranian tensions once Donald Trump assumes the US presidency: here.

This 13 December 2016 musical parody song from Britain is called A Very Donald Trump Christmas! – “Erect the Walls”.

It is parody of the Christmas song Fa la la.

The lyrics are:

Erect the walls on all our borders
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Implement the Donald’s orders
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Mexico is full of rapists
Fa la la la la la, la la la
Send the bill and make ‘em pay it
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Bring the jobs back from China
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Grab ‘em like I grab vagina
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Industry back to the rust belt
Fa la la la la la, la la la
Be the best Donald since Rumsfeld
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Here’s an idea from Steve Bannon
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fire the Muslims out of cannons
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Piss off all the liberal cucks
Fa la la la la la, la la la
I’m the greatest Donald since Duck
Fa la la la la, la la la la

In an extraordinarily bellicose statement Wednesday, US National Security Adviser Michael Flynn accused Iran of “destabilising behaviour across the Middle East” and warned, “As of today we are officially putting Iran on notice”: here.