Year of the Trump Rooster in China


The Zhejiang, China-based factory has already produced 30 of the 'Trump rooster' inflatables, some of which are up to 20 meters (65.6 feet) in height (AFP photo)

From Reuters news agency:

It’s the Year of the Giant Trump Rooster at one Chinese factory

Beijing, Thursday, 12 January 2017

A factory in eastern China is racing to keep up with demand for its new clutch – giant inflatable rooster balloons that bear what some say is an uncanny resemblance to US President-elect Donald Trump.

The Zhejiang-based factory has already produced 30 of the inflatables, some of which are up to 20 meters (65.6 feet) in height, and all sporting puffed-up combs of gold.

Li Haiyan, manager at Caile Inflatable Products Co, said he still has plenty of orders to go before the Lunar New Year arrives on Jan. 28.

The likeness to Trump is pure coincidence and unintended, Li said, and many Chinese will only associate its appearance with that of this year’s zodiac animal – the rooster.

Li would not say where the inspiration for the design came from, but local media have commented on the inflatables’ remarkable likeness to a statue that appeared in front of a shopping mall in northern Shanxi province in late December.

Seattle-based US graphic artist Casey Latiolais, the statue’s designer, said he was commissioned to produce something rooster-like but agreed there were some similarities.

“I can definitely say Mr. Trump has a lot of similarities in that he likes to tweet,” Latiolais said.

“And he also likes to tweet at or around sunrise, and if you take away the fact that roosters are kind of loud and self-absorbed, then I think you can start drawing similarities that way.”

China is paying close attention to Trump as he takes the reins on Jan. 20.

During his election campaign, the billionaire and former reality show star took an aggressive tone with China, blaming Beijing for US job losses and vowing to call China a currency manipulator on his first day in office.

“Maybe the meaning (behind the statue) is in that 2017, the year of chicken, there will be a bigger and better breakthrough in diplomacy (between the US and China),” said Taiyuan resident and teacher Wang Hainan.

Donald Trump Lego parody video


This video from the USA says about itself:

What America Is Getting For Christmas

14 December 2016

Lego announces an exciting new Lego range: The Trumps!

See also here.

Donald Trump parody Christmas songs


This 13 December 2016 musical parody song from Britain is called A Very Donald Trump Christmas! – “O Hillary“.

It is parody of the song O Christmas Tree.

The lyrics are:

O Hillary, O Hillary, I beat you to the Presidency
O Hillary, O Hillary, the White House is my new residency
My basket of deplorables mandated me to build some walls
O Hillary, O Hillary, it serves you right for Benghazi

O Hillary, O Hillary, I’ll spare you jail reluctantly
O Hillary, O Hillary, instead I might grab your pussy
You sucked as Secretary of State
With Libya and emailgate
O Hillary, O Hillary, your crooked ass is history

This 13 December 2016 musical parody song from Britain is called A Very Donald Trump Christmas! – “I Shot Three Ships”.

It is parody of the Christmas carol I saw three ships.

The lyrics are:

I saw three ships Iranian
Come sailing up, come sailing up
I saw three ships Iranian
I shot them out of the water

They came within a hundred yards
Of US ships, of US ships
They came within a hundred yards
So I shot them out of the water

Our navy was on the Persian Gulf
Just hanging out, just hanging out
When three Iranian ships came up
And we blew them out of the water

On international waters
Don’t fuck with us, don’t fuck with us
On international waters
Or we’ll shoot you out of the water

A US guided missile destroyer fired warning shots at Iranian patrol boats on Sunday, which, US defence officials claimed, engaged in “harassing” behaviour. The incident underscores the volatile situation in the Middle East and the potential for a rapid rise of US-Iranian tensions once Donald Trump assumes the US presidency: here.

This 13 December 2016 musical parody song from Britain is called A Very Donald Trump Christmas! – “Erect the Walls”.

It is parody of the Christmas song Fa la la.

The lyrics are:

Erect the walls on all our borders
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Implement the Donald’s orders
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Mexico is full of rapists
Fa la la la la la, la la la
Send the bill and make ‘em pay it
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Bring the jobs back from China
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Grab ‘em like I grab vagina
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Industry back to the rust belt
Fa la la la la la, la la la
Be the best Donald since Rumsfeld
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Here’s an idea from Steve Bannon
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fire the Muslims out of cannons
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Piss off all the liberal cucks
Fa la la la la la, la la la
I’m the greatest Donald since Duck
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Giant squirrel discovery in Alaska


This video from the USA says about itself:

7 December 2016

Drone footage reveals giant Abominable Squirrels in a remote part of Alaska. As you can imagine the found footage affords only a brief glimpse of these shy and elusive creatures!

Donald Trump Christmas Lego satiric video


This video from the USA says about itself:

How The Donald Stole Christmas

2 December 2016

Alisha & Scott’s 4th Annual Holiday Animation

Ever wonder what would happen if Trump took over the North Pole? What a disaster! Sad!

Wishing you a lovely holiday season and an even better new year. (Plus, we wanted to get this out to you while we still have our first amendment rights.)

Donald Trump — Mike O’Gorman
Melania Trump — Meiyee Apple Tam
Santa Claus — Zachary Gonzalez-Landis
Vladimir Putin — Matt Kawczynski
Mary — Jen Bailey

Music:
Totentanz – Composed by Franz Liszt – Performed by Neal O’Doan – Used under Creative Commons License

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy – Composed by P. I. Tchaikovsky – Performed by Kevin MacLeod – Used under Creative Commons License.

By Lee Moran in the USA:

Lego Donald Trump Makes Christmas Anything But Great Again

“I’m calling for a total ban on Gingerbread men.”

12/03/2016 04:07 am ET

This Lego Donald Trump will be on the naughty list ad infinitum.

The plastic version of the president-elect seizes control of the North Pole just two days after his inauguration, in the latest stop-motion animated video by Alisha Brophy and Scott Miles.

And as Santa Claus, he immediately sets to work in reshaping the holidays to be exactly how he wants them.

Russian President Vladimir Putin makes a brief appearance, and there are references to Trump’s spat with the cast of the “Hamilton” musical and his ejection of a baby from a campaign rally.

There’s even a mention of his disgusting comments about women.

“When you’re Santa, you can do whatever. Grab ‘em by the antlers”, Trump as Santa says, before calling “for a total ban on Gingerbread men,” in reference to his campaign vow to ban Muslims from entering the U.S.

President-elect Donald Trump announced Friday that he was setting up a panel of top bankers, hedge fund bosses and corporate CEOs to advise him on economic policy once he takes office in January. He named Stephen A. Schwarzman, CEO of Blackstone Group, as the chairman of the panel: here.

New British Ukip leader Nuttall, satiric song


This 28 November 2016 parody music video from Britain is called Paul Nuttall – “Bald-Headed Leader from Liverpool”.

It is a parody of the song Long-haired lover from Liverpool, by Little Jimmy Osmond.

Paul Nuttall is the new leader of the Ukip party in Britain.

The lyrics are:

I’ll be your bald-headed leader from Liverpool
And I’ll bring independence to the UK
I beat Suzanne Evans and a bloke who claims
His horse was raped by a donkey that’s gay

I know Bootle isn’t technically in Liverpool
But that’s a minor detail anyway
I’ll be your bald-headed leader from Liverpool
And in time I will replace Theresa May

I am the world’s foremost Eddie Hitler lookalike
I won an official contest
But I’ve got bigger fish to fry as of today
Come on, let’s privatise the NHS
Now hopefully I’m the exception to the rule
Of UKIP leaders leaving by the day
I’ll be your bald-headed leader from Liverpool
And in time I will replace Theresa May

Let’s hold a referendum on abortion
And do whatever the people say
Political correctness takes prisoners now
Just ask Richard Keys and Andy Gray
The only answer I can see that makes any sense
Is to swing the pendulum back the other way
I’ll be your bald-headed leader from Liverpool
And in time I will replace Theresa May