This 25 May 2020 satiric song from Britain is called Dominic Cummings – 500 Miles.
It is a parody of the Proclaimers song 500 Miles.
It says about itself:
Obligatory Dominic Cummings Proclaimers cover.
When we lockdown
Well, I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who says,“Bollocks to that”
And if I’m caught out
Well, it’s only gonna be
It’s gonna be another practical dead cat
While I’m up there
Well, you know I’m gonna dance
I’m gonna dance around outside to “Dancing Queen”
And when I go back
Yeah, I’ll plan another trip
‘Cause my brain’s too massive to be quarantined
So I will drive 500 miles
And I will drive 500 more
Just to be the man who broughtCoronavirus to my parents’ door
When you’ve FaceTimed
Well, you know you’ve had to face
A socially distanced farewell with a relative
Me and Boris
We’ll get Laura from the Beeb
To help us clarify just how few fucks we give
When I’m nudging
Well, I know I’m gonna nudge
I’m gonna nudge you back outside to certain death
And when immunity fails to permeate the herd
You’re gonna curse my name with your last failing breath
Champions League game in Liverpool caused 41 extra coronavirus deaths’
The Champions League match between Liverpool-Atlético Madrid on March 11 may have killed 41 people. Their coronavirus infection could be traced back to Anfield Road stadium.
The Sunday Times writes this on the basis of calculations by Imperial College London and Oxford University.