Trump can’t buy Greenland, parody song

This 21 August 2019 parody music video from Britain is called It’s Not Easy Buying Greenland (by President Muppet).

It is a parody of the song It’s Not Easy Bein’ Green, by Kermit the Frog in the Muppet Show.

It says about itself:

Donald Trump is President Muppet as he laments the difficulty in buying Greenland.

LYRICS:

It’s not easy buying Greenland
Writing tremendously yuge cheques with my very bigly hands
But they keep playing hardball, saying “it’s not for sale, you dummy”
They must have read The Art of the Deal

It’s not easy buying Greenland
Gonna bail on that visit to Denmark the Danish Queen planned
Maybe then they’ll know I’m serious
About turning Greenland into a golf-themed Disneyland
With a Trump Tower in the sky

But Greenland is the colour of ice
I mean frozen water, not those border protection guys
And it turns out Iceland is much greener than Greenland
So maybe I’ll buy Iceland instead

Then I’ll buy Poland and watch ‘em pole dance
Then I’ll buy Lapland and get a lap dance
There’s nothing greener than what’s in my wallet
Oh, and Jews who vote for Democrats are assholes

US President Donald Trump has said Jewish Americans who vote for the Democratic Party show “either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty”. The remark drew sharp criticism that Mr Trump had used an anti-Semitic trope that accuses Jews of ‘dual loyalty’. The Jewish Democratic Council of America said the president was trying to “weaponise and politicise anti-Semitism” for political gain: here.

SANDERS TACKLES TRUMP ON JEWISH ‘DISLOYALTY’ REMARK Sen. Bernie Sanders took a jab at Trump over his attack on Jewish Americans. While speaking about Israel barring Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) and Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) from entering the country, Trump said Jewish Americans who vote for Democrats show “either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty.” [HuffPost]

US President Donald Trump has called the Danish leader “nasty” after she rebuffed his idea of buying Greenland: here.

Trump’s bid for Greenland and the imperialist redivision of the world: here.