‘Windmills cause cancer’, says Trump, parody song


This 5 April 2019 parody music video from Britain says about itself:

Donald Trump – Windmills of Your Mind (Give You Cancer)

President Donald Trump continues to raise awareness of the cancer-giving properties of windmills with this stirring adaptation of the classic “Windmills of Your Mind“.

LYRICS:

Yuge! Like a POTUS in a witch hunt, like a deal within a deal
Like a freezing cold Midwest ‘cause global warming isn’t real
Like a Crooked Hillary or a Low Energy Jeb Bush
Like a bigly beauty pageant where you go and grab the puss
Like a travel ban for Muslims or a southern border wall
And the world is in my hands, which by the way are so not small
Like the best words that you find in the windmills of your mind
(Which give you cancer)

Like a mug of hot covfefe or a smocking hot daughter
Or a hurricane that’s so wet from the standpoint of water
Like a Mexican rapist who’s bringing crime and bringing drugs
Like a Russian hooker peeing or Joe Biden giving hugs
Like a far-right march in Charlottesville with some very fine folks
Like a Big Mac meal in bed with Tucker C and endless Cokes
Like the best words that you find in the windmills of your mind
(Which give you cancer)

NO COLUSION!

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