Tony Blair and Brexit, Mariah Carey musical parody

This 17 December 2018 satiric musical video from Britain says about itself:

Mariah Blairy – All I Want for Christmas is EU

Tony Blair‘s Mariah Carey tribute act.

It is a parody of the Mariah Carey song All I Want for Christmas is You.

LYRICS:

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
A second EU referendum
And everyone thanking me
Maybe then I could fulfill my ambition
To be President of the EU Commission
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is EU

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I just want to be the ruler
Of 28 different countries
I don’t want Iraq invasion
To define my legacy
That was fifteen years ago
Ancient bloody history
I just want to be President
Of a whole damn continent
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is EU

I won’t ask for much this Christmas
No updated property portfolio
I’m just going to keep on calling
For a so-called People’s Vote
I won’t make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won’t ask for Labour to be
Purged of dirty Bolsheviks
‘Cause I just want EU here tonight
Holding onto me so tight
What more can I do?
All I want for Christmas is EU