This 11 October 2018 music video from Britain says about itself:
Theresa May (aka Folly Partin’) pleads with DUP leader Arlene Foster not to collapse her premiership with this haunting take on “Jolene“.
LYRICS:
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
I’m begging of you, don’t collapse my premiership
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
Please don’t, because I’ll never hear the end of itI bribed you guys a billion quid to prop up us Conservatives
Is this how you repay me, Arlene Foster?Yes, I blew my majority and came to you, the DUP
Remember how you said, “Eh, it’ll cost ya”
Your aims are contradictory: no border in the Irish Sea
And none on land either, that doesn’t work!You don’t believe in dinosaurs and rights of women to abort
Some unionist you are, you utter berkArlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
Don’t f**k this up, for absolute f**k’s sake
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene
I’ll give the money tree another shake
Highly amusing, but, sadly, true.
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The only thing keeping the Conservative-DUP government together is fear of elections.
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