Donald and Melania Trump, Beatles musical parodies

This 25 July 2018 music video from Britain is a parody of the Beatles song A day in the life.

It says about itself:

Find out what it’s like to be Melania Trump as she takes lead vocal duties on The Tweetles‘ new single “A Day in the Wife”.

LYRICS

I read the news today, oh boy
My husband escalated a trade war
Although the news was rather mad
Well, I just had to laugh
Unlike his Chief of Staff

He blew his mind out in a tweet
He hadn’t noticed that the times had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They’d seen his tweets before
Nobody was really sure
what else The Donald had in store

I saw a tweet today, oh boy
My husband was unloading on Iran
A crowd of people brushed it off
But I just had to peep
Having met the Veep
I’d love to watch CNN for once

DONALD: Woke up, got out of bed
Combed my hair over my head
Found my way downstairs and checked my phone
Michael Cohen was sending me fake news
Found my coat, put on my tie
Microwaved an apple pie
Found my way upstairs to eat it in bed
Thought about Cohen and I started seeing red
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

[MELANIA:] I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand migrant children in a cage
And though the kids were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many kids it takes to build a border wall
I just don’t care, do you?

This 24 July 2018 music video from Britain is a parody of the Beatles song Honey pie.

It says about itself:

“Rouhani Pie” is the Iran-threatening new single from the President’s Beatles tribute band, The Tweetles. Available now in caps lock.

LYRICS:

We left the nuclear deal
Back in early May
Now we’re reimposing sanctions
From the USA
And if I could only tweet Iran
This is what I’d say:

ROUHANI PIE
NEVER THREATEN THE STATES AGAIN
OR YOU’LL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCE
OF YOUR DEMENTED WORDS!

ROUHANI PIE
YOUR POSITION IS HAIRY
SO YOU’D BETTER BE WARY
OF MY FIRE AND MY FURY!

YOU’LL BECOME A TRAGIC FOOTNOTE IN HISTORY!
AND NOW THE THOUGHT OF BLASTING YOU MAKES ME GASSED SO BIGLY!
So very bigly!

ROUHANI PIE
YOU ARE MAKING MY FUSE SHORT
SO I’M CURBING YOUR EXPORTS
AND YOUR EXPANNERISM EXPANDISM!

EXPANDA
Ah to hell with it, I’m bored now
Hey, so what’s all this I’m hearing about Persian Golf?
You wanna go play a few rounds?
Get the putts!

US getting ready to attack Iran. It has warned its allies if you buy Iranian oil you will be sanctioned: here.

Seven months after Trump’s tax cut. Corporate tax collection rate at historic low: here.

Trump administration deported up to 463 immigrant parents without their children: here.

This single Trump appointee was responsible for keeping hundreds of kids locked up.
FLOTUS: FIRE THAT NATIONAL SECURITY OFFICIAL Melania Trump made an unprecedented call for firing deputy national security adviser Mira Ricardel, who reportedly clashed with the first lady’s staff over plane seating. “It is the position of the Office of the First Lady that she no longer deserves the honor of serving in this White House,” a spokesperson for FLOTUS told ABC. [HuffPost]