Trump won’t visit Britain, parody song

This satiric song from Britain. a parody of the song ‘London Bridge Is Falling Down‘, says about itself:

Donald Trump – “London Bridge is Failing Bad”

12 January 2018

President Donald Trump clarifies the cancellation of his London visit via the medium of song.

LYRICS:

London Bridge is failing bad

Failing bad, failing bad

London Bridge is failing bad

Failing bigly

It is full of no-go zones

No-go zones, no-go zones

It is full of no-go zones

‘Cause of Muslims

Obama sold the embassy

Embassy, embassy

Built a new one somewhere else

Worst deal ever

Wanted me to open it

I said no, I said no

Wanted me to open it

Worst deal ever

No invite to Harry’s wedding

Harry’s wedding, Harry’s wedding

No invite to Harry’s wedding

That’s just bullshit

Londoners bring drugs and crime

Drugs and crime, drugs and crime

Londoners bring drugs and crime

And they’re rapists

Paddington’s an illegal migrant

Illegal migrant, illegal migrant

And he just eats marmalade

So he might eat me

I’m a stable genius

Sadiq Khan, he is not

I’ll beat him in an IQ test

Beat him hands down

And I’ve got the best hands, believe me

London Bridge is failing bad

Failing bad, failing bad

London Bridge is failing bad

Failing bigly