British homophobic coalition government, parody song


This 28 June 2017 satiric music video from Britain is called Westminsterlife – “DUP Town Girl”.

It is about the homophobic and anti-women Democratic Unionist Party from Northern Ireland, which has just signed an agreement with the wobbly British Conservative minority government of Theresa May.

It is a parody of the song Uptown Girl, by Westlife. The song is originally by Billy Joel.

It says about itself:

DUP town girl, get an abortion and you’ll go to hell
And if you just so happen to be gay
The Lord will come on down and he will say,
“I’m gonna smite you

We’ve got a covenant for government enshrined
A billion smackers for confidence and supply
Old Testament is back
Listen, Mac
Whip goes crack

On a DUP town girl who thinks that evolution made the world
And that it’s under threat from climate change
Have you heard anything so deranged?
She’s fucking strange

DUP town girl, you know we can’t afford to buy her pearls
Oh hang on, now we can, ‘cause now we’re rich
Theresa May has signed up to be our bitch