British Blairite Owen Smith, Pfizer, ISIS parody songs

This music video from Britain says about itself:

The Owen Smiths – “This Pharming Man”

22 August 2016

Non-patented drug, a generic substitute
That’s no good for the Big Pharma suits
While employed by Amgen, this Pharming man
Why hamper their whole industry
By making cheap drugs for epilepsy?
I will step down tonight, ‘cause I have no faith in Jeremy
He’s old and dishevelled, so the Labour rebels back me

A Pfizer lobbyist, you never knew my name
But that’s besides the point
I’m just as radical as him
I’m just as radical as him

This music video from Britain says about itself:

The Owen Smiths – “Big Pharma Strikes Again”

11 August 2016

Theresa, Theresa let me tell you something that appeals
I’d like to smash you back upon your heels
Theresa, Theresa I don’t really care for your ideals
So I will smash you so hard you’ll do cartwheels

Now you all know that I am heartfelt
Now you know that I am heartfelt
When I swear blind that I’ll be kind
To the NHS and the greenbelt

Big Pharma! Pfizer, Pfizer, Pfizer, Pfizer
Big Pharma! Pfizer, Pfizer
Big Pharma strikes again
Non-patent drugs are for mugs, and Corbynistas are thugs

Big Pharma! Pfizer, Pfizer, Pfizer, Pfizer
Big Pharma! Pfizer, Pfizer
Big Pharma strikes again
Non-patent drugs are for mugs, and Momentum are thugs

Now you all know that I am heartfelt
Now you know that I am heartfelt
When I say that I’m not a rat
Even if that’s what you think you smelt

This music video from Britain says about itself:

The Owen Smiths – “ISIS Round the Table”

22 August 2016

It’s time that talks were held between the caliphate
And our most radical leaders
It’s time that talks were held between the caliphate
And a radical – someone like me, not Jeremy

Get ISIS round the table
Say goodbye to their villainy, I’ll make ‘em go away

Fifteen minutes with me and they’ll want to back down
My rhetoric should do the trick, I’ll leave ‘em reeling
Fifteen minutes with me and Daesh will back down
Oh, you might say, “They’re not the IRA” and that’s a good point

It’s time that talks were held between the terrorists
And the former shadow Work and Pensions secretary
It’s time that talks were held between the terrorists
And the MP for Pontypridd

Get ISIS round the table
We must negotiate with Islamic State

Fifteen minutes with me and they’ll want to to back down
My rhetoric should do the trick, I’ll leave ‘em reeling
Fifteen minutes with Owen Smith and Daesh will back down
Oh, you might say, “They’re not the IRA” and that’s a good point

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Tuesday 30th
posted by Morning Star in Britain

by Luke James

Parliamentary Reporter

ED BALLS has taken a break from his busy schedule of Strictly Come Dancing rehearsals to waltz into the debate over the Labour leadership contest.

The former shadow chancellor turned Saturday night TV reality show competitor has had plenty of time to write his memoirs since losing the Morley and Outwood constituency to the Tories last May.

In an extract from his new book Speaking Out published in the Times yesterday, he takes a swing at Mr Corbyn for peddling a “leftist utopian fantasy.”

He writes: “Refusing to listen to the electorate has never been a winning formula, any more than Jeremy Corbyn thinking the volume of cheering from your core supporters is a reliable guide to wider public opinion.

“Caution will not win the day, but nor will Jeremy Corbyn’s leftist utopian fantasy, devoid of connection to the reality of people’s lives.”

Mr Balls is hoping to score big with the judges on Saturday when he swaps a suit for sequins for the first episode of a new series of Strictly.

But he was told to foxtrot off on social media, where Labour members suggested that his swipe at Mr Corbyn should be his last tango in politics.

Economist Richard Murphy wrote: “I hate to say it, but I think Ed Balls has found his level with Norwich City and Strictly.”

And a Labour source told the BBC: “Ed should concentrate more on his paso doble, as the general election proved that when it comes to politics he is out of step with the British people.”

Mr Balls was criticised by Labour MPs for offering an “austerity-lite” alternative to George Osborne’s policies during his time as shadow chancellor.

He sparked outrage by outlining plans to cut child benefit in a speech to Labour’s pre-election conference.

http://morningstaronline.co.uk/a-5e33-Balls-told-to-stick-to-dancing-after-attack-on-Corbyn#.V8W02DWZ0dU

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Tuesday 30th August 2016

posted by Morning Star in Britain

Thornberry slams manoeuvrings by hierarchy

by Luke James, Parliamentary Reporter

LABOUR’S shadow foreign secretary has accused party bureaucrats of subverting democracy in a “naked” bid to oust leader Jeremy Corbyn.
Emily Thornberry blasted the behind-the-scenes manoeuvrings of the “party hierarchy” in a bullish message sent to members in her constituency yesterday.
She said she was “disgusted” by efforts to keep Mr Corbyn off the ballot paper and confirmed she would “stay loyal” to the elected leader in the forthcoming contest with challenger Owen Smith.
“Here we are now, less than a year after Jeremy’s overwhelming victory, and the party hierarchy, through decisions of the national executive committee, is attempting to overturn that result, quash Jeremy’s mandate and put the party’s members back in their box,” she wrote on Facebook.
“And they are doing so in the most naked way.
“I was disgusted to see the attempts to try to stop Jeremy from getting on the ballot.”
Ms Thornberry criticised the decisions to go to court to stop 25,000 new members voting in the election and charge registered supporters £25 for a vote — up from £3 last time.
“Some people have done their level best to deny the party’s full membership a fair and equal vote in this contest, or even the chance to make their voices heard,” she added.
“Instead of welcoming the enthusiasm of our new members [and] celebrating the strength of our mass membership, they have been behaving as if it is something to be afraid of.”
The Islington South MP said the actions risked taking Labour back to the Blair era, when members were “deliberately antagonised, alienated and ignored.”
She called on grassroots activists reinvigorated by Mr Corbyn to “take the fight to the Tories in the only contest that matters: getting this dreadful Tory government out of office.”
Ms Thornberry, a former human rights lawyer, also claimed in the message that Labour deputy leader Tom Watson had called her a “traitor” for voting in 2005 against 90-day detention without trial for suspected terrorists.
“Traitor” is among the terms which Labour members are being suspended or expelled from the party for having used on social media.

http://morningstaronline.co.uk/a-f230-Party-bosses-subverting-democracy#.V8W1JjWZ0dU

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