This 3 September 2012 video says about itself:
“A new species of fish with a penis on its head has been discovered in Vietnam. But it’s not what you’re picturing — actually it’s probably worse. This penis includes a rod and a jagged hook used for grabbing the female during sex. The fish, Phallostethus cuulong, was discovered by researchers in Vietnam’s Mekong Delta…”. Ana Kasparian and John Iadarola discuss on The Young Turks.
From National Geographic:
New Genitalia-Headed Fish Is Evolutionary Mystery
National Geographic News
Published August 27, 2012
How’s this for a head turner? A tiny new species of fish from Vietnam sports its genitalia on its noggin.
As with all Phallostethus—”penis chest” in Greek—species, the male uses its bony “priapium” to clasp a female while he inserts sperm into her urogenital opening, also located on the head, said Lynne Parenti, curator of fishes at the National Museum of Natural History in Washington, D.C.
Parenti remembers seeing another species of priapiumfish mate at a lab in Singapore. Attached at the head and together forming a v, the fish “looked like a little pair of scissors, darting around the tank together,” she said.
For many fish, such as guppies, mating is almost instantaneous, but priapiumfish “actually couple, staying together for a remarkable period of time,” she noted.
P. cuulong, like most members of its family, is less than an inch (2.5 centimeters) long and mostly transparent, according to the study, published July 3 in the journal Zootaxa.
The new species was identified via measurements of nine specimens found during a field survey in shallow river waters in Vietnam’s Mekong Basin—just the sort of brackish coastal habitat priapiumfish typically call home.
Such habitats have undergone heavy development in Vietnam in recent decades, but the fish have proved highly resilient and seem to have adapted to modern life. Scientists have even collected priapiumfish “in a ditch on the side of the road,” Parenti said.
Partly due to these overlooked and possibly unappealing study sites, the fish “tend to be ignored by a lot of biologists,” she said.
Clue to Front-Loaded Genitalia
That may explain why the fish’s front-loaded genitalia remains an evolutionary mystery, she added.
There are some clues, though: For one thing, the Phallostethidae family is part of a larger group that includes many species that fertilize their eggs internally. (The vast majority of fish species fertilize their eggs outside the body.)
Many of the males in the family have physical modifications that allow them to internally fertilize females, so it makes sense that priapiumfish would also have evolved an adaptation.
For another thing, head-to-head mating is apparently “a very efficient way to do it,” Parenti added. While examining preserved female priapiumfish, she has found oviducts filled with sperm, meaning almost all the eggs had been fertilized.
“There’s still a lot more to discover” about Phallostethus, she added—P.cuulong is only third species found in its genus.
“It’s a lovely little fish with a very complex anatomy,” she said, “and I’m just delighted that we’re finding more of them.”
September 2012. Hydropower dams planned for the lower Mekong River could decimate fish populations and with them the primary source of protein for 60 million people. The impact of the dams would extend far beyond the river, as people turn to agriculture to replace lost calories, protein and micronutrients, according to a new study by WWF and the Australian National University: here.