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George W. Bush Attacked by Penguins
Date: 7/5/05 at 11:09AM
Mood: Looking Playing: Beautiful Bird, by Travis
MORGANTOWN, WV (IWR News Satire) – President George W. Bush was attacked by [a] flock of angry [king] penguins following his Independence Day message on climate change while visiting West Virginia University in Morgantown, West Virginia, July 4, 2005.
The penguins, which were part of a promotion for the March of the Penguins movie, attacked Bush after he said that he would not support a Kyoto style agreement on global warming.
Mr. Bush, who is known to have a severe bird phobia since childhood, fainted and then regained consciousness later after being treated with smelling salts.
Bush was then carried off on stretcher while sobbing and asking for his teddy bear until he was sped off in an ambulance.